elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via afacelesschampion)

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via sniffing)

aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

(Source: armisael, via legalwifi)

twitturds:

save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three

(Source: instantlys, via garlicknotty)

dajo42:

dress for the job you want, not the job you have. show up to your day job at mcdonalds in a spacesuit. who the fuck’s gonna stop the mcastronaut

(via bastille)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: sailor-lovehandles, via princebudaj)

(Source: falahee-walsh, via draedened)

Don’t tell V I’m sitting in her chair! #htgawm

(Source: brelttdalton, via draedened)